Q. What did the plastic surgeon say to his patient after changing his ear ?
A. Happy New Ear !
Q. Why was 2007 afraid of 2000 ?
A. Because 2008 2009.
Q. Which month in 2008 would send worry out of your lives ?
A. Ja-worry
Q. Why did february march ?
A. So that april may join(jun) july.
Q. Which are the most admired months of the year ?
A. July and September - because they are in august company.
Q. Why are October and November so serious ?
A. Because I could not think of a pun involving them.
Q. Which is the most outgoing month of the year ?
A. December
Have a great 2008.
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